Put Down the COKE!!!

The properties of COKE...

1. In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons of coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.
2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days.
3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous China.
4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola
5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.
6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.
7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.
8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.

For Your Info:

1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase in osteoporosis.
2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate), the commercial truck must use the Hazardous Material place cards reserved for highly corrosive materials.
3. The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!

*Puts down his coke*

I think i may need a new drink...now where did i leave that flavored water?!?

Ah man that's so funny. Just this past weekend I had a craving for fizzy sugar water and decided to satisfy the craving with a Coke Zero (surprisingly not that bad).

When I was in first grade we did a science experiment putting raw meat in a half-full 2 liter bottle of coke. Over the following weeks we watched it dissolve. Coke is a wonderful thing. We also did the celery, food coloring, and water experiment.

Yea man true story, Coke is danderous stuff. I used to drink like a litre of the stuff a day before I got into health and fitness. Now I never ever tough the stuff, let me tell you man, my body is thanking me for putting down the Coke

Steve wrote:

The Journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step daily

The Journey of a thousand miles starts by putting down the coke..

Exactly! Thats the stuff, good one Danny

By the way.. I heard some guys talking at the gym and I was wondering if it's true that a single cup (200 ml.) of coke will set you back 1½ day in your weight-loss process or 3/4 of a day in your muscle-gaining process..

Is that true?

I've never heard of that before, it's kinda hard to believe but if it is true then ....

Danny wrote:

By the way.. I heard some guys talking at the gym and I was wondering if it's true that a single cup (200 ml.) of coke will set you back 1½ day in your weight-loss process or 3/4 of a day in your muscle-gaining process..

Is that true?

Whether it is true or not i will choose to believe it! Purly because that is some scary shit and will definatly keep me from drinking it!!!

Yea man that post is some sweet motivation to stop drinking coke, that stuff should be illegal lol. Soon terrorists are gonna start using it to take the USA lol

Steve wrote:

Yea man that post is some sweet motivation to stop drinking coke, that stuff should be illegal lol. Soon terrorists are gonna start using it to take the USA lol

Hmmm...don't we also use WATER for most of the things in that list??

You have a valid point.......