I had one of those nights last night, and not in a good way. I thought i would share with everyone here.

It all started about 8pm one of my Best Mates (Simon) picked me up and shipped us both to the SpringField (Pub), we wernt actually planning on going out but a lady friend of mine - who i happen to like quite alot - asked me to come out, so i did. I hate the Springfield, even though a lot of my mates go there, it is a horrible, busy, and rough place to be. Me and Simon didn't stay long, we were both bored out our faces so i said goodbye to the girl (she didn't want to let go ) got back in the car and headed to the Grebe (our friday and sunday night pub).

It was dead there. Everyone was at the springfield on a Saturday night. Didn't bother me too much though. We ended up playing pool - i played some of the worse games ever - and after a while two men and a woman move onto the pool table next to us. The two men seemed to be having quite a laugh. We heard things such as:

"Go on, ask him ask him!"

Me and Simon just looked at each other a bit worried. After a while longer one of the men shouts over...

"Oi mate" Talking to me "My mate wants your number, can he have it?"

What do you say to that?!? Well i said a great big "No!". It is very hard keeping a straight face when a bloke asks you that. The thought that crossed my mind was, do i look gay?!?

The same bloke then came over to me and asked again. I told him i wasnt gay and he said i know, neither is my mate i just like winding him up! He then said if you go over introduce yourself, shake his hand, and say do you want my number i will buy you whatever drink you want. As i am not drinking i said,

"Fuck the drink, this will be fun!"

So i did, Simon was nearly on the floor in tears laughing and so was the other man. The guy i was talking to was very red in the face and didnt know what to say. He finally caught on to the fact i was taking the piss.

After that we headed back to the Springfield in a much better mood. So i was sitting there with the girl i was talking about, she was virtually attached to my hip (not a bad thing) all night. Anyway there was this other guy there who really liked her and did not like the fact i was there with her. One of this girls mates came in, sat down next to me and said,

"You see those guys outside, they are waiting for you to walk outside so they can beat you up." I looked outside and they were there eying me up, evil in their eyes. Great.

After a while longer one of them walked in sat down accross from me and was like,

"Listen mate, i dont know you but stop looking out that window you are pissing them off even more, I have nothing against you but they really dont like you."

A few of my mates there caught onto the fact that there was something going on so i told them. I had people i didnt know going out side and telling these guys to fuck off, if they touch me they are dead men. How many friends did i have? lol. Very soon most the pub knew and were like seriously man, if they want to touch you they got to go through me first.

Someone overheard one of these guys that wanted me on the phone....

"get down the springfeild, and bring a gun..." WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!

What the hell have i done? Nothing. It amazes me to think that he is stupid enough to think once him and his mates have attacked me that she would jump into his arms. Fuck off. Stupid Arseholes.

I had another one of there mates come up to me, he said he has nothing against me and they are being really stupid. He doesnt care if they are his mates, if they start he will hold them back and look out for me. He was HENCH, i thought i dont trust you but thanks. lol.

When it came down to leaving me and Simon were escored to his car by a load of guys. Ha ha ha, they saw us all walk out and fucked off. lol.

To make things slightly worse, the girl text me this morning - obviously blames herself, i have told her not to - and basically this guy has said if he sees me he is going to kill me. It just gets better doesnt it....

Thought i would share my exciting night with you lot....I dont think i will be going back there for a while...


Sean

Jeez bro, that sounds like a rough and exciting nite. Go back there at the end of the 16 weeks and they won't wanna touch you

man sounds like a standard friday lol. Anyways get with the girl if he's gunna kill you anyway at least make it worth your while lol. But yeah man I had stuff like that when im out it just ruins the night.

Lowkick to the leg, direct punch to the plexus or the liver, knee to the face and the fucker won't be getting up for 15mins. Go do some thaiboxing Seaner

Yeah it does ruin the night, normally i wouldn't care too much - but at that pub you really do need to watch your back or you will get stabbed, which is what everyone was afraid of. At the end of the 16 weeks i might have to go back wearing a tight vest showing off all my muscle then see who wants a peice. lol.

I was meant to be going there next weekend as it is a valentines fancy dress thing, cant now (shame i could have been a spartan )on the bright side, thatplace is a shit hole so i wont be missing much.

LOL! shit man that sounds like a wild night!
Good thing you ended up like the good guy of the movie, and the shithead dude ended up increasing hi's sucking reputation.

However, next time you go down there, bring your friend's brother, the cage fighter... he migh come in handy in case the shit goes down

I think he would MURDER them all without breaking a sweat!!!!

Well mate, at least you can't say your night was boring

Bad situation mate...but you know...those "tough guys" usually don't speak so loud as soon as they get a feet stuck in their mouth

Crazy stuff.. Watch out, mate.. You'll never know what a weak soul like him can come up with.. Might be a knife, might be a gun, might be as simple as a broken bottle.. and we don't want you to get hurt or scarred for life..

Stay out of trouble and let him be the moron which he obviously is.. I haven't met one girl who thought a guy "playing with his muscle" was worth "a go".. Just relax and you'll get the sax.. (Read: sex)

Thanks Danny - although i am going to have to say;

"Muscle, what muscle?"

I could have died from laughter when i saw him - thankfully held it all back. The only 'muscle' he has is the friends behind him and the knife he would have been carrying. All my muscle is under my shirt

I don't mean to sound old fashioned but i have the mind set that a fight is a man on man situation. Two men, getting rough with each other, no one interfearing, and no weapons. Society these days, especially in the UK, you dont get this. Instead you get a group of lads attacking one person, where is the respect? where is the dignity? There is none. There are very few 'real' men left.

I read this in a magizine in the Daily Express (Paper):


I heard a wonderful story from a local military gentlemen.

It involved a genuine incident in a Glaswegian fish and chip shop a few months ago, where two local scumbags decided to mug a bloke as he came out with his food.

Pulling out knives, they demanded: "Give us yer cash or we'll kill yer." the victim responded by punching one so hard he broke his assailant's nose and jaw, and the other so hard that he broke his own wrist.

He then calmly walked off, leaving his attackers lying in a pool of blood and battered bones.

But then, he has been a senior member of the SAS for the past 20 years.

And the reason the whole british army is currently revelling in this anecdote is that he apparently did all the punching with his right hand, while not dropping a single chip from the open bag in his left.


I read that the day after the trouble at the pub and laughed a hell of a lot. I doubt they will try to mug anyone again any time soon.

... gotta love this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrx_fEl4E7Q

Oh man, i laughed so hard people in my office thought i was crazy!

Good vid Manny!

Lol I saw that vid was I was alot younger and I always tell my freinds about it every chance I get lol cant believe you posted that lol. I would of love to of heard the pimp make up a bshit story to his mates.